The news of July '06:

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Thursday, 07/20

Help Clear Brush In Crawford Texas!

Monday, 07/10

Get yer free Slurpee tomorrow -- It's 7-11!

Sunday, 07/ 9

Found Text (in the ATL!)

Wednesday, 07/ 5

Repent, For The End Is 1 x 10^9 Seconds Nigh!

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Tuesday, 07/ 4

Anti-Wikipedia is Anti-American

Sunday, 07/ 2

Who Moved God's Cheese?