The news of August '04:

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Friday, 08/27

Won't the real Lynne Cheney please stand up, please stand up?

Swift bike messengers for propaganda

Tuesday, 08/24

XXXed

Monday, 08/23

Natural disasters, spreading like wildfires

Wednesday, 08/18

Be Jimmy Carter for a day: Monitor the election!

What this country needs is insurance companies!

Thursday, 08/12

OK, girls, put the lemons down. Slowly.

New poet laureate Ted Kooser's observations on who should read his work

Monday, 08/ 9

Fight Terror for $82,438.00 - $120,033.00 per year

To swerve and protect?

War is Peace... Freedom is Slavery... And I just saved a bundle on car insurance.

Thursday, 08/ 5

Yasser, that's my baby!

The Uptown Heifer Heists: When Cow Tipping Isn't Enough

Wednesday, 08/ 4

Para enseņar sus papeles en espaņol, presione el 2.

'Iraq? Never heard of it!'

How about a nice game of Felony?

Caution: Objects in the Mirror are More Subjective than They Appear

Tuesday, 08/ 3

Journey to Freedom

Never Ghana Happen.

Monday, 08/ 2

Vote FEAR '04