The news of July '04:

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Saturday, 07/31

License to R-O-C-K

Killer Weed -- a killer?

Thursday, 07/29

I've got a bad feeling about this....

Tuesday, 07/27

Foam on the Range

Can you read my brain waves now?

Monday, 07/26

I'm goin' back to CALEA

Tax Collecting: World's Second Oldest Profession

Thursday, 07/22

Veep-to-Veep: We've come a long way, baby!

Wednesday, 07/21

Walt was right? Holy cryogenic suspension, Dr. Durant!

Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Die-a-boldical?

Memo from the year 2030:

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned

Tuesday, 07/20

Pink States & Plaid States

Monday, 07/19

Before you sue: Mullet Over

Saturday, 07/17

SCANDAL: Schwarzenegger ''I-am-a-philatelist'' confession rocks Statehouse!

Friday, 07/16

One fish, two fish, red fish, vermillion fish.

Because Al Qaeda watches The Sopranos, too.

Thursday, 07/15

While America Sleeps

Wednesday, 07/14

The Ballad of John ''Trial Lawyer'' Edwards -- V.P.?

Happy Birthday Mr. President: Gerald Ford is 91 today!

Monday, 07/12

Sorry Fellas....

Saturday, 07/10

Where were you on 7-11? I was at 7-Eleven....

Sunday, 07/ 4

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

Friday, 07/ 2

G. Gordon outta shoulda plumbed this guy.