Won't somebody please tilt Patti Solis Doyle?

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item posted 15:09:30: 06-18-08 by kyle.

With the Obama campaign's hiring of former top Clinton campaigner Patti Solis Doyle for the job of "Chief of Staff for the Vice Presidential Candidate," we've all been treated to another media crack-hit of her official press photo. The first time it made the rounds was when Hillary fired her, and I always sort of thought it was emblematic of the dysfunction that derailed the Clinton Coronation:

The pic's not really Solis Doyle's fault. No matter how image conscious you are, you can never really judge yourself (just like every writer needs an editor). The problem is no one else on the Clinton staff felt able to step up and say "Uh, Patti, we're trying to elect the first female president here; L.A. Law-era Susan Dey isn't exactly the look we're going for. Straighten up and fly right." It all comes down to teamwork.

There, much better. Your country needs you, Patti. Now go out and win this fucking election.

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