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item posted 21:11:28: 06-26-07 by kyle.

PARIS IS FREED!

My instinct was to make like US Weekly and stay away from this one.... But I caught a few of the snaps of Paris Hilton's release from jail and thought it worth remarking how they were the first images I've seen of her that weren't completley contrived, and, well, soul-crushingly dead behind the eyes. We Imperialist Americans have a sort of joking cliché that the Indians were afraid of cameras because "they'll away take your spirit"; I always kinda thought Paris was Exhibit A for that argument.

But look at her! The gal has at least one genuine, human emotion—even if it's only "Thank Sweet Jesus I never have to pick through another LA County Sloppy Joe again!" Completely indistinguishable from the Paris we've come to know on the left; it's not even close to being the same person. If she could turn it on-and-off, and cease being a megacelebribitch long enough to rob a bank, nobody could pick her out of a line up. She's actually, well, downright adorable.

Here's a few more cute-as-hell pics-o'-Paris here, here (it's news to Xinhua!), and you gotta click on this one. Though I'm betting Paris of 2007 will turn out to be as grateful for her freedom as Paris of 1944. Sounds like it from this article.



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