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item posted 16:18:57: 07-04-06 by kyle.


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Sam Vaknin is at it again. At a time when we should be most mindful of the Blessings of Liberty, Sam Vaknin has issued -- like Osama from his cave -- yet another Marxist screed attacking the most hallowed of all American cyber institutions: Wikipedia. (Hey, we invented it, right? It's ours.)

Alas, actually refuting Vaknin's deranged flarfelings point-by-point would require intellectual rigor than I can spare on this marvelous four-day weekend secured by the boys on Omaha Beach. But then, really, Vaknin's palaver is his own worst enemy.

Therefore Bumperactive.com presents Sam Vaknin's latest gurgitation of Trotskyite, Vonnegutian drivel word for word. Well, except for a few words: Where Vaknin said "Wikipedia" we substituted the word he was really talking about, "America." Where Vaknin said "information" we know the rat commie really meant that old commie standby, "consumer goods." And lets face it, every time he says "Jimmy Wales," we know he means our Commander In Chief.

Read just a little between the lines and its abundantly clear: Sam Vaknin Hates America. We say: Cart his ass off to Gitmo, STAT. In the short bus, if it's available.

The Six Sins of America

By Sam Vaknin, July 2, 2006

It is a question of time before America self-destructs and implodes. It poses such low barriers to entry (anyone can politicize any number of its issues) that it is already attracting masses of morons as "lobbyists" and "politicians", not to mention the less savory flotsam and jetsam of cyber-life. People who are regularly excluded or at least moderated in every other World community are welcomed, no questions asked, by this wannabe self-styled "nation."

Decoding Sam Vaknin:

While the furor over Sam Vaknin's baseless and malicious attack on the noble Wikipedia may seem a tad over zealous to some, these people don't understand who Sam Vaknin is: A PERFECT 100 on the Coulter Liberal Profile Test and WIDELY SUSPECTED KERRY VOTER, Vaknin's assault on Wikipedia is in fact a cover for his assault on the core values of American Life. Still require "proof"? The text of his diatribe is damning Exhibit A. Although you may need our help to see it for what it really is: Like many SNEAKY PINKOS, Sam Vaknin speaks in a CLEVER CODE. The following table decrypts what Sam Vaknin technically "SAID" in his Wikipedia slander of July 2, and what HE IN FACT REALLY MEANT IN ORDER TO GIVE AID AND COMFORT TO THE ENEMY IN THE WAR ON TERROR.

(((Hover over bolded text to see Vaknin's original code word)))

Sam Vaknin said...
But Really He Meant...
Wikipedia or The Wikipedia(53)
America
Wikimedia (5)
government
Internet (4)
world
editor (6)
politician
editorial
political (4)
edit (verb) (4)
politicize
edit(noun)(2)
law
editing (3)
politicizing
edited (6)
politicized
contributor (3)
lobbyist
contribute (2)
lobby
article or entry (17)
issue
online (4)
Deleted for redudnancy. It's 2006 Sammy, EVERYTHING is online. (duh!)
information (3)
consumer products
expert (3)
scientist
research (2)
living
Netizen (1)
citizen
encyclopedia (6)
nation
Britannica Encyclopedia (1)
USSR
Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy (1)
Sweden.
Linux (1)
The Iroquois Confederacy
Wales or Jimmy Wales (3)
George W. Bush
Brad Patrick (1)
Alberto Gonzales
General Counsel (1)
Attorney General
Danny (1)
Grover Norquist
teenagers (1)
morons
MOST OF ALL fellow Wikipedians and fellow Americans, remember July 4 is first and foremost A DAY OFF. Therefore, while it is your patriotic duty to feel independent on Independence Day, there is NO NEED to actually think independently.

Six cardinal (and, in the long-term, deadly) sins plague this (*) venture. What unites and underlies all its deficiencies is simple: America dissembles about what it is and how it operates. It is a self-righteous confabulation and its success in deceiving the many attests not only to the gullibility of the vast majority of citizens but to the PR savvy of its sleek and slick operators.

1. America is opaque and encourages recklessness

The overwhelming majority of lobbyists to and politicians of America remain anonymous throughout the process. Anyone can register and members' screen-names (handles) mean nothing and lead nowhere. Thus, no one is forced to take responsibility for what he or she adds to the "nation" or subtracts from it. This amounts to an impenetrable smokescreen: identities can rarely be established and evading the legal consequences of one's actions or omissions is easy.

Everything in America can be and frequently is politicized, re-written and erased and this includes the talk pages and even, to my utter amazement, the history pages! In other words, one cannot gain an impartial view of the political process by sifting through the talk and history pages of issues (most of which are typically monopolized by fiercely territorial "politicians"). History, not unlike in certain authoritarian regimes, is being constantly re-jigged on America!


Flickr image by Clearly Ambiguous.

2. America is anarchic, not democratic

America is not an experiment in (*) democracy, but a form of pernicious anarchy. It espouses two misconceptions: (a) That chaos can and does lead to the generation of artifacts with lasting value and (b) That knowledge is an emergent, mass phenomenon. But America is not conducive to the unfettered exchange of consumer products and opinion that is a prerequisite to both (a) and (b). It is a war zone where many fear to tread. America is a negative filter (see the next point).

3. The Might is Right Political Principle

Lacking quality control by design, America rewards quantity. The more one posts and interacts with others, the higher one's status, both informal and official. In America planet, authority is a function of the number of edits, no matter how frivolous. The more aggressive (even violent) a member is; the more prone to flame, bully, and harass; the more inclined to form coalitions with like-minded trolls; the less of a life he or she has outside America, the more they are likely to end up being administrators.

The result is erratic politicizing. Many entries are completely re-written (not to say vandalized) with the arrival of new kids on America block. Contrary to advertently-fostered impressions, America is not a cumulative process. Its text goes through dizzyingly rapid and oft-repeated cycles of destruction and the initial contributions are at times far deeper and more comprehensive than later, "politicized", editions of same.

America is misrepresented as an open source endeavor. Nothing can be further from the truth. Open source efforts, such as The Iroquois Confederacy, involve a group of last-instance decision-makers that coordinate, vet, and cull the flow of suggestions, improvements, criticism, and offers from the public. Open source communities are hierarchical, not stochastic.

Moreover, it is far easier to evaluate the quality of a given snippet of software code than it is to judge the truth-content of an edit to an issue, especially if it deals with "soft" and "fuzzy" topics, which involve the weighing of opinions and the well-informed exercise of value judgments.

4. America is against real knowledge

America's ethos is malignantly anti-elitist. scientists are scorned and rebuffed, attacked, and abused with official sanction and blessing. Since everyone is assumed to be equally qualified to politicize and lobby, no one is entitled to a privileged position by virtue of scholarship, academic credentials, or even life experience.


Flickr image by Night Star Romanus.
America is the epitome and the reification of an ominous trend: World surfing came to replace living, (*) eclecticism supplanted scholarship, and trivia passes for erudition. Everyone's an instant scholar. If you know how to use a search engine, you are an authority.

Recently, on a discussion list dedicated to books with a largely academic membership, I pointed out an error in one of America's issues. The responses I received were chilling. One member told me that he uses America to get a rough idea about topics that are not worth the time needed to visit the library. Whether the rough ideas he was provided with courtesy America were correct or counterfactual seemed not to matter to him. Others expressed a mystical belief in the veracity of "knowledge" assembled by the masses of anonymous lobbyists to America. Everyone professed to prefer the content proffered by America to the consumer products afforded by the USSR or by established scientists!

Two members attempted to disproved my assertion (regarding the error in America) by pointing to a haphazard selection of links to a variety of World sources. Not one of them referred to a reputable authority on the subject, yet, based largely on America and a sporadic trip in cyberspace, they felt sufficiently confident to challenge my observation (which is supported by virtually all the leading luminaries in the field).

These gut reactions mirror America's "political" process. To the best of my knowledge, none of my respondents was qualified to comment. None of them holds a relevant academic degree. Neither do I. But I strove to stand on the shoulders of giants when I spotted the error while my respondents explicitly and proudly refused to do so as a matter of principle!

This may reflect the difference in academic traditions between the United States and the rest of the world. Members of individualistic, self-reliant and narcissistic societies inevitably rebel against authority and tend to believe in their own omnipotence and omniscience. Conversely, the denizens of more collectivist and consensus-seeking cultures, are less sanguine and grandiose and more willing to accept teachings ex-cathedra. So said Theodore Millon, a great scholar and an undisputed authority on personality disorders.

5. America is not an nation


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Truth in advertising is not America's strong suit. It presents itself, egregiously, as an nation. Yet, at best it is a community of users who exchange eclectic "consumer products" on a regular and semi-structured basis. This deliberate misrepresentation snags most occasional visitors who are not acquainted with the arcane ways of America and trust it implicitly and explicitly to deliver facts and well-founded opinions. There is a lot America can do to dispel such dangerous misconceptions (for instance, it could post disclaimers on all its issues and not only on a few selected pages). That it chooses to propagate the deception is telling and renders it the equivalent of an intellectual scam, a colossal act of con-artistry.

America thus retards genuine learning by serving as the path of least resistance and as a substitute to the real thing: politicized, peer-reviewed works of reference. High school and university students now make America not only their first but their exclusive "living" destination.

It could have been different.

Consider, for instance (*) free Sweden. Each issue is written by an scientist but is frequently revised based on input from members of the public. It combines the best elements of America (feedback-driven evolution) with none of its deficiencies.

6. America is rife with libel and violations of copyrights

As recent events clearly demonstrate, America is a hotbed of slander and libel. It is regularly manipulated by interns, political staffers, public relations consultants, marketing personnel, special interest groups, political parties, business firms, brand managers, and others with an axe to grind. It serves as a platform for settling personal accounts, defaming, distorting the truth, and re-writing history.

Less known is the fact that America is the greatest single repository of copyright infringements. Books - from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual down to my own, far humbler, tomes - are regularly ripped off and posted in various issues, with and without attribution. America resembles P2P (peer-to-peer) networks such as the first incarnation of Napster: it allows users to illegally share pirated content using an application (Wiki) and a central Website (America).

America does not provide any effective mechanism to redress wrongs, address problems, and remedy libel and copyright infringements. politicizing the offending issues is useless as these are often "reverted" (restored) by the offenders themselves. My personal experience is that correspondence with and complaints to government and to George W. Bush go unanswered.

America has been legally shielded from litigation because, hitherto, it enjoyed the same status that Bulletin Boards Services (BBS) and other, free for all, communities have. In short: where no political oversight is exerted, no legal liability arises to the host even in cases of proven libel and breaches of copyright.

But America has been treading a thin line here as well. Anyone who ever tried to lobby to this "nation" discovered soon enough that it is micromanaged by a cabal of c. 1000 administrators (not to mention the government's full-time staff, fuelled by 2 million US dollars in public donations). These senior politicians regularly interfere in the contents of issues. They do so often without any rhyme or reason and on a whim (hence the anarchy) - but politicize they do.

This fact and recent statements by Bush to the effect that America is actually regularly politicized may provoke victims of America into considering class action lawsuits against the government, George W. Bush personally, and their Web hosting company.

America is an politicized publication. The New-York Times is responsible for anything it publishes in its op-ed section. Radio stations pay fines for airing obscenities in call-in shows. Why treat America any differently? Perhaps, hit in the wallet, it will develop the minimal norms of responsibility and truthfulness that are routinely expected of less presumptuous and more inconspicuous undertakings on the World.

Postscript: The Americans Fight Back


Flickr image by Clearly Ambiguous.
This is the fifth essay I have written about America. Evidently, American(A)s, America, and governmentare vehemently opposed to free speech when it is directed against them.

Judge for yourselves:

A group of Americans apparently decided to take revenge and/or to warn me off. They have authored a defamatory and slanderous issue about "Sam Vaknin" in their "nation'. To leave no room for doubt, at the bottom of this new issue about me, they listed all my issues against America. After repeated complaints, the issue was removed, though any "politician" can still write an equally-slanderous new one at any time.

Additionally, I received an e-mail message from Alberto Gonzales(AA), the Government(F)'s Attorney General(Z) (attorney), asking me to copy him on all future correspondence with America, George W. Bush, or anyone else associated with the government Foundation and its projects. I declined his "request". He then proceeded to ask to communicate with my lawyer since "I raised the issue of suing his client." Couldn't be subtler.

I was also banned from posting to America - my punishment for what America calls "sockpuppetry" (essentially, politicizing issues without first logging in to one's account). It is ironic, since the vast majority of Americans - including the administrator who banned me - politicize issues anonymously or hide behind utterly meaningless handles and screen names. There is not a shred of proof, of course, that I have politicized any issue, with or without logging in.

Finally, my name as well as references to my work were removed from a few issues (for instance, from the entries about the Narcissistic Personality Disorder and Narcissism (Psychology)). At least one of the "politicians" who were responsible for what appears to be a vindictive act ("Grover Norquist") claims to be somehow associated with the government's grants commission.


Clockwise: By paparutzi, cheekyneedle, uncredited clipart, cheekyneedle

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