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item posted 4:48:28: 04-06-06 by kyle.

A DeKalb County, Georgia, judge on Tuesday dismissed the $100 citation against Denise Grier, who nearly a month ago was stopped and issued a ticket for the "lewd decal" on her car -- an "I'm Tired Of All The BUSHIT!" bumper sticker. *Damn! Why didn't we think of that?!* Judge Joy R. Walker said the "ticket should not have been written," according to a 1990 Georgia Supreme Court decision invalidating the lewd decal law.

While the Hon. Judge Walker made no mention of a little paper-scrap known as The Bill of Rights, HER RULING IS A VERY GOOD THING. Georgians, at least, are now unequivocably free to be bugged, wire-tapped, surveilled, and reported -- but not fined -- for speaking, writing and/or sticking any manner of awful things about the president.

To celebrate, and show our solidarity with Grier, Bumperactive worked up our own rather patently blue anti-Bush sticker (that one up there^^) And to make sure there are no more Deputy Barney's out there who haven't gotten the word, we're giving away free copies to the first 100 folks who email us from a Georgia zipcode. Or we're giving 'em out until 12:00AM Monday, whichever comes first. Hereza rest of the rules:

1). Email georgiagiveaway@bumperactive.com. We'll send a sticker out to you.

2). Subject line: God Bless The First Amendment -- that way, even if you send us hatemail, you at least had to write it.

3). Just include your name and mailing address, unless you want to say Hi.

4). One sticker per email & snailmail addy. Yes, we know, you want one, your husband wants one and your sister wants one -- but they're smart folks. They can figure out how to get it sent somewhere else.

5). We ultimately decide whether you get a sticker or not. Basically, assholes shouldn't expect one. But you want to politely disagree.... we're suckers for that.

6). Like we said, ya gots to live in Georgia.

7). We will check your name and address with the phone book, otherwise it'd just be too easy for the College Republicans to screw with us. If you're unlisted, include your phone number as well, and we'll give you a ring.

8). Stickers'll be in the mail by Friday, 4/14.

9). When we hit 100, we're done.

10). That's it.... Happy Sticking!