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item posted 16:04:23: 09-08-04 by melissa.

Big Brother Burger Hut: A Dramatization --AP
“Welcome to BB's Burger Hut, may I process your order?”

“Uh…still looking. Give me one…”

“Yes, I see you are driving a midsize SUV with additional storage, uneven weight distribution on the back right tire, light-to-moderate damage on the rear bumper and self-applied window tint.”

“Um…I…”

“Sure, sure. So, that’ll be two Bino-Bacon Cheeseburgers, hold the mustard on one, extra bacon on the other, with a side of O-rings, a deluxe order of chili cheese fries, three Whippersnapper taco combos, with a rootbeer, Xtremeaid and three colas. Got your Cinnamon Poppers and Mucho-Caliente sauce, along with the Super Spooky Stick’ems based on the Kids-R-Meal-Tickets production of Boo and You!"

“What? Look…”

“That comes to thirty-five dollars and eighty-nine cents, on Visa number 4999 2159 5247 3111, expiration November 2006. Got that ticket waiting for you at the window. Please drive up, Mr. Smith!”

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